my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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