this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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