But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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