I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
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also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
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