plz talk dirty to me
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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