Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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