So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Randomize
