Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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