My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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