by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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