Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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