we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
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at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
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i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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