It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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