So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Holy shit dude........stairs
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
