How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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