How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
