no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
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he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
porn star boner night. come get it.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
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When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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