you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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