...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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