what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Randomize
