Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
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Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Drunk walkin through police station. America
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
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Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Terrible idea I love it
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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