the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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