we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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