He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
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