Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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