Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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