Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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