Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
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Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
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yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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