Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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