Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Randomize
