maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
accomplished twins. life is a go
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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