Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
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at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
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Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
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