i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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