wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
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You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
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I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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