Dual....:-)
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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