As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
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jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
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I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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