Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
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well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
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Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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