YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
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his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
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my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize