Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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