Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
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