the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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