yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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