if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
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