you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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