Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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