Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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