So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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