your room smells of hookers.
And success
I cockslap morals
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
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dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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