if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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