He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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