what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
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